Homestand Haikus

By: Big Rygg

I had several thoughts this evening (and over the last several days) about the team and baseball in general, none of which I really felt like writing an entire blog about right now. Therefore, I'll be spinning off several haikus to put those thoughts down.

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Road woes continue
Offense still remaining stagnant
Except at Juice Box

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Hart back to lead off
Still produces RBIs
Bats in runs again

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Braun up to fourth place
NL outfield All-Star start
Possibility

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Sheets gives up few runs
Good for 2nd in NL
What a contract year

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Sheets has missed one start
Seems like workhorse we drafted
What a contract year

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Thirty-seven wins
Coupled with thirty-three Ls
Underachieving

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Two out of seven
Interleague 2008
Standard procedure

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Multi-Homer games
Don't grow on trees in bigs but
For Braun they seem to